New York is an adventure as always. I've started collecting all of the bizarre pick-up lines used on me and a friend suggested that I turn them into a book. Here's a sample:
"Hey girl, come over here! I swear I won't do nothing bad to you!"
"Hey beautiful, you dropped something. Don't walk away! You're so beautiful, I'm sure you dropped something."
"Where you goin', shorty? We're on the same side of the street and you got a fat booty!"
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to bother you, but I'm a little tipsy right now. And you're just so beautiful! I could marry someone like you. I've got a house, and money, and everything! ... I'm not bothering you, am I?"
A book would be good for a laugh or two, but that also means I need about a thousand more weirdos to hit on me. Great.
Anyway, I've got a great show coming up on Friday at Uncle Mike's in Tribeca with Blue Food, Northern Point, Dylan, Girls Rock the Night, and Calm & Repose. Tickets are $7 in advance, $10 at the door. Get your advance tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/ox54mg. I normally charge $200 for autographs, but I'll give them to you for free if you come to the show. ;-)